Pt. I: Beat the Case
[Verse 1: Ab-Soul]
Doeburger!
Head swingin' like Rambo, he be spittin' like he pullin' triggers
Make a enemigo an example
(And I bet I beat the case)
Lot of guys with the gavels, look em' right up in they face
While a n***a under oath, plead the fifth, then ask if I can smoke
Burnin' dirty money but I keep a little something for the clean escape
And the rainy day after
Don't forget a n***a live where the heat wave at ya
And ya safe ain't safe
And heat don't wave back but life is cold that way
Ay man
[Hook: Ab-Soul]
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Like a runaway slave
Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away
The doctors say what an odd autopsy
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
I ain't never go to jail
I ain't never gon' tell
All I do is beat the case
[Verse 2: ScHoolboy Q]
Got my cHopper went to (?), bullets flying out tHe case
Only witnesses are gay, notHing sneaking on tHe tape
All I do is get tHe-- uH, yeah
SHoot you grabbin' in tHe bag
sh*t you makin' it ain't Half, of wHat I made up in tHe past
Groovy Tony with tHe moves, uH
My bank account done ate a moose, uH
WHy the car ain't got a roof, uH
Crib still ain't got a boost, uH
Black Hippy witH tHe caps lock, wHen my album came..
Best album out in HipHop and I'm still Heatin' up tHe crockpot
Platinum plaques tHat I ain't Hung yet
You got opinions no acHievements
Type of n***as make me laugH, uH
Hit tHe gas and turn to flasH, uH
Palms itcHing like a rash, uH
My trigger finger be tHe stasH, uH
b*tch I'm blankin' out tHe face, uH
(All I do is beat the case)
[Hook: Ab-Soul]
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it
Like a runaway slave
Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away
The doctors say what an odd autopsy
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
I ain't never go to jail
I ain't never gon' tell
All I do is beat the case
[Verse 3: Ab-Soul]
Let me set the record straight
You got 10 commandments, 33 amendments over 20,000 laws
Raise your hand if you think you'll beat the case
Motherf** a Bill of Rights
I need a bill of Miller's Lite
Phenergan up in my sprite
I ain't sippin' Miller Lite
I like to say my lighter white
Lit the spliff and went to space
Then I'm playin' with the white
What an interracial day
I made her write a different light
Got gerped up by the jakes
Had the work tucked, guns in the truck
Licenses suspended, but remember--
[Hook: Ab-Soul](x2)
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it
Like a runaway slave
Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away
The doctors say what an odd autopsy
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
All I do is beat the case
I ain't never go to jail
I ain't never gon' tell
All I do is beat the case
Pt. II: Crooked
[Verse 1: Ab-Soul]
Ruffled up a couple feathers when I called Barack a puppet show
Now that Trump is POTUS I know this election is just another Muppet Show
That ain't even none of my business though
Whatever's your cup of tea
Even lil' Niemah voted for Hillary
I'm a entity, never mind my identity
My king Slim hit me with a quote that sticked with me
A criminal's best a**et is his liability
(That was crazy, lie-ability)
Do What Thou Wilt n***a (Soul!)
Cause these n***as a have you swim across a ocean just to drown you in a lake
I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight
Word, word yea
Make sure I was straight
I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight
Don't (?)
The righteous will remain righteous and the filthy will remain filthy
In a sense, we all guilty