Amick Byram - If You've Only Got a Moustache lyrics

You may long for love You musn't all despair For there's a secret you should know To capture the hearts of the fair You may not have the looks You may not have the dash But you win yourself a girl, if you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache! You may be common folk Without a hint of pride But you needn't be a king To make any maiden the bride You may not have the name You may not have the cash But you'll make that girl your own If you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache You may be big and fat Or uglier than sin All the ladies shut you out You wonderin' how to get in Well here is my advice For how to make a splash You can have your pick of girls If you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache, if you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache, a moustache Big moustache, thick moustache My moustache, your moustache Say the word the word moustache A moustache, a moustache Now we both have said moustache A moustache, a moustache If you've only got a moustache!