Amd. - Zeno's Paradox lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, yeah, it's Clayton in this b**h [Verse 1] You thought I'd never get here Well look where I'm at One thing must be clear I owe a lot to my homie Matt And also to my fans who believed That Tortoise II was something I could achieve I'm here, and y'all fans are here with me Prepare yourselves for the greatest album you'll ever see Had some trouble on my way But that doesn't stop Cla-Clay It just caused some delay And I don't care what haters say This right here is my day This right here has come to stay And excuse me if I may But I needed to say all this, hey Because it took me effort, a lot I even stopped smoking pot To deliver this LP Show you the best of me [Verse 2] Now I'm here to solve the paradox Remember, I'm a tortoise, not an ox My face is pretty, no Botox And Tortoise II's here before Detox Ok, but I got here after a long way Actually, infinitely long, you could say Or could you? I wanna go 1 First I go half, then a quarter An eighth, one sixteenth And while I say I went farther I'm sure you were feeling this synth And I go dividing my way By half every time And it gets smaller and smaller But you got that, fine If it is always smaller but infinite How can something end it? Zeno's paradox! Take GP infinite sum There, you're done Sum of divisions equals to one One plus one and we have two Yay, woohoo Hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up It ain't over yet Let me tell you another one Imagine a tortoise like me And Achilles that Greek man Hero you might say, yeah you know he fast and I ask you, in a race with him, what chance would I stand So he wants to be a nice guy Gives me a head start, then I win, why? Cause till he catches up with me I will already be ahead, see? And so on and so on And he'll look like a moron For losing to a tortoise That's right my boys Zeno's paradox! And this one I am not explaining Because paradoxal as it is, I'm the one who's winning [Verse 3] It's in my blood to make fun Of all I do, of all I've done Of what I say And people laugh, so hey Why would I not Well, I have problems too I may be pretty, hot But I'm also just like you And I see the world with the same eyes As you I can see the same lies They keep telling you And telling me And we Don't wanna just stay silent And let it all happen in front of us See people being violent And just stay quiet 'cause People have to know We have to show What is wrong We can't take too long Gotta do it now And that's why I vow To dedicate some of my music to real causes And I hope that, as with my jokes, I get applauses So it is a division Yeah, that's what I envision And may I ask you, does it remind You of something on your mind I'm talking... Zeno's paradox! "What!? That guy crazy? What's he saying, I'm too lazy To think" Well, you pink Wearing f*ggot Let me tell you what I got It goes like this: I divide my songs in half Quarters, eighths, sixteenths and so on And a**ign each division a tag: laugh Or serious stuff I need to address Like a line talking 'bout how hot's that girl with that s**y dress And one 'bout how she sells her body to make money for her family, yes Or a whole song only with punch lines Hold up, nano3 did that, fine So a song that makes no sense at all And one criticising consumerism why do we go to the mall All the time And so I end this rhyme My dear fans, celebrate; competitors, run Tortoise II is here, it has begun