Amd. - Just For The Record lyrics

[Hook] I make such great records And just for the record I'd like to say I am unable to rhyme Under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine Vodka, beer or whisky And I like whisky So just f** off You are pissing me off [Verse 1] You know the songs I make are good And they're good cause they are good And just for the record I'm good too In s** And I'll have s** with you If you are that goddess I call my ex Man I like these hot chicks And I love the naughty ones Cause they are very hot chicks And always wanna have fun And I hope you understood what I just said Cause if you didn't, I'm gonna be very mad Enough of this bullsh** I need to get higher So I can start building my empire And I'm doing it all just because of you Haha, gotcha, now you look like a fool [Hook] I make such great records And just for the record I'd like to say I am unable to rhyme Under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine Vodka, beer or whisky And I like whisky So just f** off You are pissing me off [Verse 2] Man you might say this track shouldn't be here Well I'm saying it should, and I want more beer Cause I need to have a place to write my thoughts when my soul's free And by free I mean when I can be me Yes Mr. Genius, I mean free as in "I'm drunk" Oh, now you get it, don't you, punk? Thing is, I like to let it all out on a song once in a while And I want y'all to listen that's why this song isn't just a deleted file No, it's real, it's true, it's written by me It hasn't been deleted, it's here in mp3 And man I know a girl who's hotter than... Everything Yeah, she's hotter than every single thing In the world Oh, I so love this girl And now she's gone I wish it were to my bed she had gone [Hook] I make such great records And just for the record I'd like to say I am unable to rhyme Under the influence of alcoholic beverages like wine Vodka, beer or whisky And I like whisky So just f** off You are pissing me off [Verse 3] So, talking of hot I remembered when I was smoking some pot And I pot my finger on the pot It was so damn hot Man this doesn't make any sense And I would never, by chance Stop to eat at McDonald's If I could eat at Burger King After all Burger King is the king of fast food While McDonald's is just a farmer's restaurant, not nearly as good But I know a very hot girl, Rihanna And I don't need to rhyme her name with Rihanna I can do it with banana Or with my fresh bandana And I'm the master I drive faster Than my cars in video games Yeah you see I'm famous For drunk driving Scuba diving Everest hiking And monocycle biking Monocycling But both s**es Genders Caipirinha ain't made with blenders I want one of those Yeah one more, Rose (That's the bartender, she's hot I'm pretty sure she's not Listening to this even Though she's right here, but given The fact I'm even hotter She may listen, I'd gladly swim in the water Her p**y will produce just for me Yeah it's explicit sticker for me Ok I'll go get her Time to stop whispering) And so, just for the record you might wanna know That the time has come for me to go