Amazing Transparent Man - Mindless Chimp lyrics

I want a girl with real big tits She's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's straight out of a magazine I want a girl with real small hips Got an I.Q. level of 53, so she can't even talk to me She's a mindless chimp I want a girl that won't talk back Waits by the phone for me to call while i'm out throwing the football I want a b**h that i can slap Have s** with her at least once a day so all my friends won't know i'm gay I'm a mindless chimp