Amateur Transplants - The Beautiful Song lyrics

My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only seven And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're fourty-five But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could eat dinner And now I've got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I've got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops