Amateur Transplants - Masochism Tango 2008 lyrics

Oh I'll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you used to bring home those pipe-cleaners And stick half a dozen down my penis Then wrapped me in chains Plugged you into the mains And we danced to the masochism tango! Each summer's day We'd go outside and play A morning of croquet And you'd brain me with the mallet I cooked you meals Of freshly-slaughtered veals And shards of stainless steels That got lodged in your palette Oh the weight that you hung from my foreskin And the places you inserted corks in And the time that your trainers Got lodged in my an*s We danced to the masochism tango! You wore that dress Made from barbed-wire mesh That tore into your flesh Whichever way you moved It left me scarred It made me bleed so hard The late Marquis De Sade Would surely have approved Oh we drank from the cup of depravity Then you shoved the cup into my cavity Wedged a fork in my head wa*ked me off till I bled And we danced to the masochism tango! You sang me love songs so tender Stuck my co*k in the blender And we danced to the maso-chism tango!