Amateur Transplants - Wheat Restricted Diet lyrics

Ohhh Whenever I eat a panini Or maybe a bowl of linguini Or even a tiny tortilla I get this profound diarrhoea I reckon the stuff that I've eaten Is screwing up my duodenum I think I'm allergic to gluten I can't even handle a crouton The GP said I Have got to try He said I Really need to try... A wheat restricted diet! Wheat restricted diet! A wheat restricted diet! Wheat restricted diet!