Amateur Transplants - Colostomy lyrics

Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Excuse me, do you have to be so close to me? What's that bag, hanging by your belt? Was that sh**, that I smelt? Seems to me, that thing could be a colostomy. On the day your colon failed, the surgeons got together, and decided to amend the way you poo. So they ripped an a**hole in your side, and pulled half of your large intestine through. Thait is why, every little turd, can be seen, but not heard. Take a sniff! Is that, sir Cliff, a colostomy?