Amateur Transplants - A Letter to the Patient's GP Please, Angela lyrics

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. Her history's a mystery, her GCS was 9. And she was on ventilation now she's stable – stop, new line. She had a broken neck of femur, broken neck, and broken nose. She's now in neck fixation - open brackets; brackets. Brackets closed. We noticed her colostomy, her temporary nephrostomy. We did a laparoscapy 'cause we thought that, apostrophy, 'd be necessary, To elucidate any problems underlying. Underline, err.. Underlying, please, Angela. She had trouble with her colon, 'cause they found a ma** had grown on it, However, semicolon, it turned out to be benign. And yet they did a large resection, from her flexure to her rrectum. That excision's a decision I don't understand. New line. She has... Dysdiadokokinesis – That's spelt Dee-why-ess - dee-aai-aye-dee-oh-kay-oh-kay-ai-enn-ee-ess-ai-ess, comma. I should also really mention that she went into retention With a urinary infection and her leg stuck in extension - correction, flexion. Sorry, Angela. She has a cerebellar tremor, comma, possible rubella Dyspepsia, dyslexia, and fractured left patella, comma. We learnt that she was burnt so bad, she had to have a graft. Now we're very happy how it looks, full stop, new paragraph. Oh Angela... Can you add that she's on warfarin incase she has another mini-stroke – stroke, stroke. We organised an ECG and BCG quite recently. Her TSH and FSH were not yet back today. But her ESR and CRP should rea**ure us. So we'll see her back here in my clinic, Yours sincerely, Adam Kay.