Allison Moorer - All Aboard lyrics

Bandwagon rides for free Satisfaction guaranteed Fall in line and let it take you farther Hurry up they're going fast This special offer will not last All aboard yells the main street barker All aboard all aboard All aboard all aboard Sign up and get a flag Wear it proudly you can brag To the fools who didn't volunteer Some restrictions do apply Watch your mouth and close you eyes And we allow no yellow foreign queers All aboard all aboard All aboard all aboard A team of old white studs Pulls this rolling country club Climb right on in and take a seat Down the beaten path we'll run High stepping to the drummer's drum And if you don't love it you can leave All aboard all aboard All aboard all aboard