Allan Sherman - Signs lyrics

Keep off the gra** Children at play No deposit, no return No casting today Wait for the dialtone Do not fold, do not bend Do not open till Christmas Open other end No checks cashed Make deliveries in the rear Shake well before using This end up, my dear Close cover before striking Do not push, do not shove No shorts in the dining room Dump no rubbish, my love (Don't be a fool, don't be a fool, my love.) Made in Japan Slippery when wet Save this wrapper to dispose of gum All sales final, my pet Do not write in this space Do not cross double line For external use only Inspected by number 29 Curb your dog Keep away from heat Do not remove this tag Under penalty of law, my sweet! Speed checked by radar Positively no admission Oh my darling, if pain persists Consult physician! My love gave me a sign