Allan Sherman - Seventy-Six Sol Cohens lyrics

76 Sol Cohens in the country club And 110 nice men named Levine And there's more than a thousand Finks Who parade around the Links It's a sight that really must be seen 76 Sol Cohens lead the big parade With 109 Irv Kleins right behind But the loveliest men I've known Are the men they call Sol Cohen At that good old country club of mine Oh, there's Sol the d**tore man and Sol the furrier Sol from coats Sol from shoes Sol the builder, too And on Sol Cohen is known as Sol the worrier He's so rich, what else has he got to do Oh, there's Sol who manufactures ladies' lingerie Sol from shirts Sol from ties Sol the commodore The country club is full of Sols And all the Sols are living dolls But who's staying home to watch the store