Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp) lyrics

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You'll remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner All the counsellors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses How I don't want this should scare ya But my bunk-mate has malaria You'll remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh muddah, faddah Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promise I will not make noise Or mess the house with other boys Oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest Faddah, darling Muddah How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's better Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter