Allan Sherman - Call Me lyrics

Call me Efrem Zimbalist Get me Bobby Kennedy Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now; Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now Then get Hank Mancini And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting; Where the heck is the song? Order Scotch and ice and then Ring up Barbra Streisand and Then set up a conference call With Sammy Davis and Charles de Gaulle Call me Walter Cronkite And tell him Nancy Dickerson said That David Brinkley was wrong Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay; Tell him Tuesday night I want peaches flambe Call Chief Justice Warren And tell him Sophie Loren is worried; Is she married or not? Then call Arthur Schlesinger; No, no, send a messenger With the saddest news of the bunch: Tell Lady Bird I'll be late for lunch Dial up Liberace And, while up, Joe Valachi And tell him Lucky sends his regards Find out where Ona**is' barge is; Call him, ship-to-shore, and reverse the charges Locate Melvin Belli And tell Mel One-Eye Felli was scratched By Princess Margaret's rose Then call Lollabrigida This week she's in Wichita And then, when you reach Cary Grant Tell him I'd love to, but I just can't