Allan Sherman - Westchester Hada**ah (alternate version) lyrics

(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band) No more-a my dough No more-a my dough No more-a my dough-de-o-dough Westchester Hada**ah I gave all my dough I'll give you one more thing: A definite "no!" Remember that luncheon In honor of me? You made me contribute Anonymously Remember last year When you gave a masquerade ball? I came as a turnip Just to see you try to squeeze my blood and all Westchester Hada**ah I'm trying my best Enclosed is one dollar I'll owe you the rest No more-a my dough No more-a my dough No more-a my dough-de-o-dough Remember that raffle When you held your monster bazaar? I bought all the tickets All but one, and that was the one that won the car! Westchester Hada**ah How wrong can you be? I'm not even Jewish Stop pestering me! No more-a my dough No more-a my dough No more-a my dough-de-o-dough