Allan Sherman - Turn Back the Clock (Takes 1 & 2) (alternate version) lyrics

Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool Just turn back the clock And recall what you said When you were a kid in school Ah, your mother wears army shoes! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Teacher, teacher, I declare I see your purple underwear Margarite, go wash your feet The board of health's across the street Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice Pull down your pants and slide on the ice Inka binka, bottle of ink The cork fell out and you stink Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Mary had a little lamb The doctor was surprised! Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb But I've never seen her bare Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Roses are red, violets are blue I copied your paper and I flunked too Roses are red, violets are blue Whenever it rains, I think of you - drip, drip, drip! Roses are red, violets are blue I still say your mother wears army shoes! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah Your mother is a burglar Your father is a spy And you're the dirty little rat Who told the F.B.I Dirty Lil, Dirty Lil Lives on top of Garbage Hill Never took a bath and never will Yuck, pooey, Dirty Lil Oh what a face, oh what a figure Two more legs and you'd look like Trigger! A B C D goldfish? L M N O goldfish S A R 2 goldfish, C M? Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool Just turn back the clock And recall what you said When you were a kid in school There goes your father wearing your mother's army shoes!