Allan Sherman - Sue Me lyrics

Featuring Debbie Reynolds Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes They're not lady toes, they're men toes And I keep them as momentoes For I love them tenderly All my hands are full of fingers Very good as doorbell ringers And the thought of fingers lingers In my haunted memory In the middle is my carca** And I always dress my carca** In the best from Neiman-Marcus That's a big store in Big D There are other things about me Which I'll show you if you doubt me Things that would not work without me Like my elbow and my knee On my face, two eyebrows They're not your brows, they're my brows Behind those eyebrows That's where you'll find me