Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea (alternate version) lyrics

(parody of "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Bra**) It's good to be a Spanish flea The Spanish dogs all scratch at me I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan And I wouldn't put you on My summer place is some great dane In Barcelona, northern Spain And though it rains in July I keep dry way up high 'Cause the rain Falls mainly in the plain Ah, but in the wintertime I find a cozy saint bernard Up the Spanish Alps we climb Complete with anti-freeze More brandy, please I've got a sweetheart flea, cute kid Lives on a beagle near Madrid If she can sublet her beagle I'll make her my legal First wife And we'll live a dog's life But if she refuses me I'm gonna shout, "Who cares!" And move somewheres Perchance I'll fly to southern France Where any flea can find romance I'll pack my kit and caboodle And find me a poodle And dance 'Scuse me, Rover, which way's France?