Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh lyrics

+Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunk mate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out here in the forest, where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promise I will not make noise Or mess the house with other boys Oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah How's my precious little Bruddah? Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kis me Wait a minute, it stopped hailing Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's better Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this letter!