Allan Sherman - A Waste of Money lyrics

I wanted to get Some new girlfriends So I went and bought A Mercedes Benz A waste of money! Eight thousand bucks down the drain I thought the girls Would get wild and reckless So I bought cultured pearls And a diamond necklace A waste of money! That cost me four thousand more They were returned I got no girls They repossessed Both the car and the pearls I styled my hair Just like Cary Grant's Bought a pair Of those new tight pants A waste of money! Household Finance took my pants The female gender I just don't get it Just when I'm out Of both cash and credit I found a honey! And this is what's funny She don't need my money She works for Household Finance