All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling - Jungle Emperor lyrics

God got up one morning, He was in an ugly mood He was sick of floods and plagues, He wanted something really rude He made a big piranha out of broken gla** and glue Then He gave her two legs and a nasty attitude Well the Sahara was a jungle till she ripped out all the trees Then she looked up at the mountaintops, they all began to freeze The sun gave her a cold until she set it on fire Check and see it for yourself if you think that I'm a liar God made the Devil just for fun But when He wanted the real thing He made Aja Kong She's a head splitting, fire spitting human earthquake She makes the young ones wonder and the wise ones shake She's got the hands of a gorilla, got the head of a snake She keeps looking but hasn't found a thing she can't break! God made the Devil just for fun But when He wanted the real thing He made Aja Kong