Alf Clausen - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (See My Vest) lyrics

Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food The only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good See my vest, see my vest Made from real gorilla chest Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish Setter See this hat, 'twas my cat My evening wear, vampire bat These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino Grizzly bear underwear Turtle necks, I've got my share Beret of poodle - on my noodle It shall rest Try my red robin suit It comes one breast or two See my vest, see my vest See my vest Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffeurs But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best So let's prepare these dogs (k** two for matching clogs) See my vest! See me vest! Oh, please, won't you see my vest!