Alexipharmic - Sex lyrics

12 years old saw my first pair of b**bs And ever since knew what I was destined to do Little I knew - the p**n industry's shady Faked orgasms, women that could never have babies And though my first kiss s**ed It was enough to pitch a tent and get my boxers in a bunch And recess and lunch was the time to place trust In your crush's best friend, almost always got you crushed Tough in high school, dudes were bustin girl's hymens I just sat back as a fool lovin rhymin Girls became who*es and guys became pimps Even though those pricks had nothing over six inch dicks And ignorance ran amuck as teacher's backs turned On girls that got f**ed and disallowed them to learn So in town they got stuck as their lives fires burned And died into the night forced to watch the world turn Chorus: And s** is a beautiful, beautiful thing Unless STD tests cloud up your dreams And s** is a beautiful, beautiful thing Lest we neglect repercussions that our actions may bring... They say a girl's first time helps determine her future A guy's first time makes him confident or neutered Horror stories pa**ed of getting off before getting on And bustin inside only to find the condom gone So there I was frozen, blood rushing out my head Down to my other head at the site on my bed Asking the little man in my pants to stay down Which made it harder than a Catholic priest at a playground I said to hell with it and got down to business After two hours snowed more white stuff than Christmas Didn't tell my friends not to try to be modest That girl was my friend, to me she was a goddess And if anything happened I would fight to the d**h To protect her right to choose to introduce another breath Into the world, when it's said that choice is the girl's Who's a j**el more precious than diamonds or pearls Chorus (2x) The reason so many in our culture are perverse Is cause we're told from birth to be s**ual's a curse Now we're introverted extroverts in taboo trysts I'm not an expert on s**, but I'll still dispel the myths Almost every dude adds 2 inches to his size When he's asked in public, he don't want to hurt his pride That's the same reason guys go and pimp their rides Cause they despise men that don't compensate through lies Society judges women's s** they can't hide So implants abound, in an effort to disguise What they're told they have to be, like a Hollywood actress But really women who you are naturally Is more beautiful than anything molded by plastic True to yourself's the only thing you have to be Guys are horny ba*tards, they'll a**ume you want s** If you flaunt your breasts, so mind how you're dressed Masturbations not a sin, kids your parents still make love Because love's the most potent of all of nature's d** And parents, relax, you're your kid's right hand man They love you as much as their right hand, man! Chorus