Alex Smith - Bad Santa lyrics

Heading to the mall and it's Christmas time, Sips is playing Santa got the kids in the line Giving mad gifts but he's eaten alot, got a bunch of gas seeping out of his slot And he's giving all the gifts that you never thought you needed, coming off as jolly but you know you've been misleaded Check your gifts son, coz it's not all great, I know he used your socks to masturbate And there wet (WHAT) so you can't put em on, had em riding up like he's wearing a thong And it smells weird, and it don't stop there, he's dusting off the turkey with his pubic hair (BLUEGH)