Alex Ebert - Disconnect lyrics

Hello (10x) Hello operator- Please connect me To the human race- I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up- Won't you help me Mrs. O I had a really bad day- Can't you listen Everybody's on d**- but mine won't kick in Everyon's mad, dumb or wicked Mrs. O please help, don't go Hello operator- Please connect me To the human race- I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me Mrs. O Well we're not united- in the USA Its a total joke- in the USA I guess my middle finger is my only hope I wanna live and let live- live the good life But I'm told no way- where's the good life? The only explanation is "You'll learn someday" Not me- No way! Hello operator- Please connect me To the human race- I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me Mrs. O When you got a bad connection- FIGHT BACK! When there's no connection- TURN YOUR BACK! We've got no connection! Turn your, turn your, turn your back! When there's no connection Hello? (Operator) Hello? Um, yeah I'm trying to (Operator) Please speak up sir, I can not hear you Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being (Operator) Please hold I have to get my supervisor What do you mean? What?! NO!! Hello operator- Please connect me To the human race- I'm disconnected I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me Mrs. O We are so disconnected- I want some human touch If I don't get connected I'm gonna cry!