Alex Bevan - The Dockwalk lyrics

And you can see them tumble off the Jet Express But the Miller Boat Line is really the best They charge up the ramp, they head into town Carrying their stuff and looking all around They're doin' the dock walk..... yeah! Strollers, coolers, bikes and wagons Some are lookin' happy, some are really draggin' Hear it in the way they laugh and talk They're doin' The dock walk.... what? .... doin' the dock walk So it's tee shirts, cut offs, a group of young guys Ball caps backwards, crackin' wise Headed to the state park, lookin' for a campsite Runnin' into town - gotta party all night...party all night They're doin' the dock walk.... ummm..... Hey now! Here comes a covey of bachelorettes What you get for a dollar is a s**er's bet Don't they sound like chickens as they flutter and squawk? Doin' the dock walk... oh yeah Doin' The dock walk ah-ahhh Here comes mom and dad with some kids One kid is sticky, one throws fit Will they make it thru the day? Hey, who can tell....? They're already dizzy as the carrousel.... You better Get them to the Fudge Shop fill them up with sugar Take them to the Boathouse fill 'em up with burgers Loose 'em in the park don't let them rest or balk They're doin' the dock walk, hum, doin' The dock walk....Whoa! Lookee now, here comes a dude with special needs He looks like a Christmas tree covered with beads The fashion police should have him arrested He's come to find a suit that's double breasted He's doin' the dock walk Just look in his eyes, see nothing going on Life is a show and he got the gong He's headed for The Round Bar, swooping like a hawk He's doin' the dock walk, what? doin' The dock walk And it's even more fun to gawk and stare At the people on the public docks - right over there Check ‘em out, check ‘em out A B C They're doin' the dock walk of a higher degree Here comes a sail boater smelling like a flower Been a couple days since he's seen the shower Doesn't look cranky, he doesn't look mean He looks like he spilled outta L.L. Bean He's doin' the dock walk, doin' The dock walk, baby! Now here comes Potter from his great big Carver Louder than life and definitely larger He's drinkin' vodka; he's higher than a roof He's ten feet tall and bulletproof He's doin' the dock walk; yeah, yeah.... doin' the dock walk Lookee, lookee, lookee, lookee at the girls with perfect tans Wigglin' and jigglin' just to beat the band If it was music it would rock, they're doin' the dock walk Do...that….dock walk And its lime green bikinis and belly shirts The sun so bright if almost hurts Sungla**es, sungla**es - get another brew Go and tag your bu*t with a temporary tattoo Dudes on cigarette boats smokin' cigarettes Perfect hair, it never gets wet Well toned bodies that move and flex Like hungry dogs out lookin' for snacks They're doin' the dock walk, they're doin' the dock walk yeah They're doin' the dock walk.... ah And when they do the dock walk, It's something from the jungle They go to the boat, they stagger and stumble They mostly slur .., and don't really talk but They're doin' the dock walk, and they're doin' the dock walk And they do it by the crew's nest and city park They do it at the monument after dark And they do it in crowds — and they do it alone From the time they even do it at home So if you're feeling co*ky and you're ready to move Go find yourself a dock and get in the groove All you hippies, Billy Bobs, geeks and jocks Do the dock walk, you gotta do the dock walk ...hey now!