Alan Mason - I'm Shady lyrics

[Produced by Ba** Brothers] [Verse 1: Eminem] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl? (I did) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "f** the world!" (Slim Shady…) so come and k** me while my name's hot And shoot me 25 times in the same spot I think I got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drink pop Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you So everybody buy my sh** or I'ma come and k** you [Hook] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Verse 2: Eminem] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher s**ed my wee-wee in preschool The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like Cause this is how I am in real life I don't want to just die a normal d**h, no I wanna be k**ed twice How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat When they high off of d** they haven't even done yet? So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (help me) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a f**-you letter [Hook] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! [Verse 3: Eminem] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh** People don't buy sh** no more, they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit But they love it when you make your business public So f** it, I've got herpes while we on the subject And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it Cause you stupid motherf**ers think I'm playing when I say it Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and b**hin' And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin' It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested [Hook] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need Some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin (I'm Slim Shady…) I'm Shady! Told you I was Shady Y'all didn't believe me I'm Shady! And that's my name!