Adult Mom - Dancer feet lyrics

My feet are wet and soggy I am on my way home My toes are bruised and blistered Like that time i walked on my toes My feet were crunched inside a wooden shoe Ballerina girl, you better not choose To hang around the boys after school Go and do your turns like a good girl My thumb is other people It's different lookin' than my toe My hands are better functioned They can do more than just say no Dancer girl lay off the chips you fool No one wants a tubby girl in a tutu All the other dancers are gettin' moved up Go on and work on your stretches mama' My feet are wet and soggy Useless on the way home