Adore Delano - A Romantic Guy lyrics

I’ll buy the champagne Take it back to the place We’re staying tonight That’s right, a hotel down the way I’ll take you out to a play Keep ya dry in the rain And I’ll open each door Before you, chivalry’s my way But in time I’ll make you sigh And here’s the reason why ‘Cause I’m just a romantic guy On our second date I say I just can’t wait To call you my own And I’ll be yours and yours alone In time you will find I’m the trusting kind I am true blue It’s true I’d never cheat on you But in time I’ll make you cry And here’s the reason why ‘Cause I’m just a romantic guy Strike up the band Give me your hand Playing our song So come along It won’t be long ‘Till everything goes wrong Now you’re throwing a fit And you’re drunk off your tits And you’re making a scene You’re mean, you’re screaming in the streets Seem your logic has quit Personality split And your reason is treason Like some rats above a ship It’s no surprise I’ll say goodbye I don’t need a reason why I just don’t have time For that sh** So if you’re prone to Histrionics Hey, babe lets keep it platonic I just don’t have time For your sh** Now we all have a misgivings I’m not very patient or too forgiving I’m just, literally just a romantic guy