Adam Vida - Sifu (Prod. Mr. Carmack, Mikos Da Gawd, Woostaar) lyrics
See fool, shīfu
Now, my partner ask me:
"What we smoking on, what's the pot du jour?"
"Hmm...to be honest dog, I'm not too sure
It might be chocolate cookie, bro I'm not a connoisseur
But I just know; I'm getting higher than I've ever got before"
He said "I need at least two packs"
I said "I got you four"
And then I showed him the selection, and he bought the store
We had a talk, he took a walk and then I locked the door
Grabbed the guap and stashed it in a sock under my bottom drawer
Mopped the floor with all my stress, that's what this tree do
Floating like I'm boating on a Sea-Doo, on the deep blue sea
Not in my league, I be the ostrich you an emu
Cause you in second place in any race, I still defeat you
With 50 pound weights around my waist and plus my feet too
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Balancing two stacks of pancakes upon my knees And when I beat you:
You prob act all petty like "I wasn't ready"
And beg the referee to get a redo
Cause you weak dude (You weak dude!)
But that's okay, cause I can teach you
Show you the ancient ways from Mozambique to Mogadishu
To the Mayans in Mexica to Incas in Machu Picchu
And in my dojo, be my student, I be sensei, call me shīfu
Police can bug you with the nickel desert eagle
I instruct you how to stop the bullet right before it reach you
Could show you how to teleport through UV rays in two/three days and how to use magnetic waves to turn your body see-through if you need too
But my most important message would be how to live your life with less material possessions
Have the knowledge to decipher all the objects of oppression
But be able to survive with just a positive intention and an artistic expression
He said tao tao, shīfu (tao tao shīfu)
Then we started the first session, Lesson 1