Adam Sandler - Somebody k** Me lyrics

[spoken] Ok, i just want to warn you that when i wrote this song i was listening to the Cure a lot. [sung] You don't know how much i need you. While you're near me i don't feel blue. And when we kiss i know that you need me too. I can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullsh**. It was a goddam joke. And when i think of you linda, I hope you f**ing choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. Oh somebody k** me please, Somebody k** me plee-ase, I'm on my knees, Pretty pretty please k** me. I want to die. Put a bullet in my head. [spoken] Kid: you're going to the mental institution.