Adam Sandler - George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone lyrics

How will you people live without me? Who will bring you joy when I'm gone? 'Cause I'm one funny man I bring the comedy I am the one you go to, to get cheered up Put in my movies Escape, if you will To a land of loveliness He doesn't have patience He hates so many people He's mad when others do well He hates himself f** George Simmons He has a medium-sized penis He f**ed so many girls And yet no one remembers When he's done f**ing them The girl just lays there and says I should have f**ed Jean-Claude Van Damme instead of you f**, yeah! f**, yeah! George Simmons soon will be gone And he will not miss you people at all. Our relationship has always been strained. You always wanted too much from me, and I'm very mad at you. Leave me alone. Don't visit my grave, co*ks**ers. Peace!