Adam Kay - Nhs Song lyrics

well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor is dirty and the paint is peeling And there's piss and sh** and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling My chest pain is getting worse And I really need a bypa** but the pilipinea nurse says that its all tony blair's fault because he let the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt And he's holding up my bypa** oooh Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh and I really need a bypa** oooh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die oh sh** Tony can't afford the NHS no more Cos he's paying for the olympics and another bloody war and I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political athapology but unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a correnry Cos my heart is getting worse each day and the only thing they've given me is MRSA Cos there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the d** out and its not like carry on films where they always get their jugs out And he's holding up my bypa** oooh Tony Blair is having a top laugh oooh and I really need a bypa** oooh Or I think I'm gonna die boss I think I'm gonna die We're all gonna die a painful d**h there's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h there's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h there's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h there's nothing left of the NHS We're all gonna die a painful d**h there's nothing left of the NHS and he's holding up my bypa** ooh Tony Blair is having a top laugh ooh and I really need a bypa** ooh or I think I'm Gonna die boss I think I'm gonna d....(flat line)