Adam Kay - London Underground lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the fuss today I gotta take my bike, 'cause once again the Tube's on strike. The greedy ba*tards want extra pay, For sitting on their arse all day, Even though they earn 30k. So I'm standing here in the pouring rain, Where the f**'s my f**ing train?! London Underground, (London Underground), They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts, London Underground, (London Underground), They're all greedy c*nts, I want to shoot them all, With a rifle. All they say is please mind the doors, And they learn that on the two day course, This job could be done by a four year old, They just leave us freezing in the cold. What you smell is what you get, Burger King and piss and sweat, You roast to d**h in the boiling heat, With tourists treading on your feet, And chewing gun on every seat, So dont tell me to mind the gap, I want my f**ing money back! London Underground (London Underground), They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts, London Underground, (London Underground), They're all greedy c*nts, I want to shoot them all, With a rifle. Lalalala Lalalala The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, Every platform has a f**ing tramp. But the drivers get the day off when, We're all late for work again! London Underground, (London Underground), Wa wa wa*kers, They're all wa*kers, London Underground (London Underground), Take your oyster card, And shove it up your arsehole.