Adam Harvey - Life Don't Have To Mean Nothin' At All lyrics

If you want to be happy let me tell you how to do it You get up in the morning and you get right to it Bring home the bacon and make a little bread Then you get a little sleepy and you go back to bed Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if everybody says you're a little too tall Go out and get yourself a basketball Dye your hair orange put a ring in your ear And you could make 47 million dollars a year Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if everybody says you're a little too short Go and get yourself a big old horse You can be a jocky if you got no fear And you could make 47 million dollars a year Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Be good to your sister and good to your brother Good to your dad and good to your mother Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if you're a con man looking for a piegon Go out and start a brand new religion Get on TV and make a money request And they can all go to heaven While they're starvin' to d**h Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if everybody says you're a little too rough Go out and get yourself some boxing gloves Beat somebody up and around the ears And you could make 47 million dollars a year Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Be good to your sister and good to your brother You might even try to be good to one another Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if everybody says you're a little too slick Get yourself into politics Get that office and get that power And you could make 47 million dollars an hour Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Now if you can play guitar And sing through your nose Get yourself a bunch of them cowboy clothes Sing about dyin' and shedding them tears And you could make 47 dollars a year Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Life don't have to mean nothin' at all Don't worry about your mind or trouble your soul And stuff that you ain't supposed to know Life don't have to mean nothin' at all