Action Adventure World - Castlevania II: Simon's Quest lyrics

Sitting at the Plot of my momma and pop When over my shoulder she appeared and almost made my f**in heart stop 7 years ago I slain this blood s**er Now I gotta find the pieces fix this motherf**er Don't wanna die from the wounds of the last game I'd like to save the day make the curse go away I mean I'm feelin alright except my backs in pain Can't complain grab my whip and claim the fame It's the vampire slaughterin Holy waterin Belmont Heart Collectin Reckin the mansions grab for what I want Zombies coming at me better wear your helmot Cause I'm quick to crack your skull and f**ing clean your clock sh** if you came to f** around Let me introduce your face to the ground As I'm walking through the town Liars and cheaters are all around... to the woods b**h Simon Belmont the vampire slaughterer Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya I'm calling you out and I'm taking you down And now I'm resurrecting this clown f** Walking around got this manly strut Got hearts in the bag f**ing levelin up Dracula's ribs on my chest like its armor punk Thorn whip slappin b**hes I don't give a f** come on It's getting late I need to find a church That's where I need to go for a rest when I'm hurt I'm bout to enter the woods and take the werewolves life Oh no sh** it's already night Blah blah blah horrible curse Going through the woods down to Dracula's place and I'm Whipping Skeletons along the way Running out of time no time to waste got a Bag of body parts strapped around my waist Head through the cemetery holy water the wall Walk down the stairs straight through the hall Put the 5 pieces of his corpse on the table No it ain't a fable you ain't gonna be able resurrect and try f**ing with me b**h please Though you have made it through I put a curse on you You're time is ending You'll lie here with me This is my destiny I'll return Jump and hit you in the f**in face a little bit While you stand there immobile like a punk a** b**h This isn't fair Simon I haven't moved yet b**h f** you motherf**er taste the sting of my whip Last time we had a battle I looked away and you bit sh** time of your demise is bring tears to my eyes I beat the f**ing game but it wasn't in time Your soul is coming with me Simon time to die I'll be back in Super Castlevania b**h don't lie Dead Frickin blah blah blah light or somethin