Action Adventure World - (Action) Adventure Island lyrics

Oh, yo, hello it's Master Higgins on the radio I look like joe and mac but no, there's no relation though An evil doctor stole my girl the ba*tard Now I'm the south pacific like the tropic of cancer No time to answer questions as I ride by Hoppin' over sh** like skate or die - I'm gonna k** a snail and leave a trail of slime I'm coming after you cause revenge is mine Collectin' hearts to keep the clock going Gra** skirt keeps my balls from showing I'll shoot your cat head off punk you can't f** with me Unless I'm having a bad day or somthin', you understand? Avalanche jump over the rocks pixie on my shoulder to make the pain stop ball cap on and a big ol' smile on my vacation on adventure island Collect the hooka and get my pot bonus we need to jump on the clouds below us Tinkerbell's my homie clearing the stage I never realized that fairies laid eggs Jump on the spring and get the maximum altitude eat a banana on my skate board too man, I'll shoot all of your heads off punk you can't f** with me.