Acid Age - Hell Is in the South Sea lyrics

Entering the depths of hell Is not what I expected There was no fire or brimstone So that ideas rejected There is not a chamber of evil and Satan doesnt have a tail Welcome to the south sea where bands come to fail No f**ing sound check What the f**! No f**ing sound check No we’re stuck! We could die tonight What a sight! Sleeping on a coach made of sh**e Now we try to escape this place cause now we see hell is in the south sea The brutal vision of that place The stains had fleas Hell is in the south sea x2 Playing our set Three songs in Forced to a halt a**hole manager shut us down Which wasn’t our fault Spend the bands pay on Chinese with his s*utty meth head wife f** the who*e with a 9 inch pole Shove south sea up your hole Repeat chorus