Abominable Slowmen - Dalton, Jack Of Spies lyrics

I'll hire Dalton, Jack of Spies To uncover all the lies, all the lies You think you're all alone But you're next to the Jack of Spies The Feds can't close in on him He's so deeply in disguise He'll pitsol whip you in the face And turn you in for the prize Invest it all in the Dow Jones You know his stock's on the rise Who you call when you're in trouble? Better be the Jack of Spies Dalton gets there on the double Rides a bike for the exercise He'll discover all the secret files Disappear without a trace Though you might pa** him in a crowd You won't recognize his face You won't recognize his face