Abandon Jalopy - Speed Bumps lyrics

Plastic pink birds in my front yard Big rig tires pushing up flowers Wheels are my foundation Gives a man freedom Maserati move over I'm changing lanes Slam the screen door on the trailer Slowing down for speed bumps in the park Everybody has their problems A swimming pool unifies us all Make an effort to cash in on creation Just be sure to tell everyone about your destination Call up your friend Dial 1-900 Maserati move over I'm changing lanes Slam the screen door on the trailer Slowing down for speed bumps in the park Everybody has their problems A swimming pool unifies us all Outside the house I see Abandon jalopy Dreams are rusting Trust only what I see Control all over me Buying all they're promoting Slam the screen door on the trailer Slowing down for speed bumps in the park One day I'll trade in my Big Wheel And speed bumps won't bother me at all