Ass Ponys - Earth To Grandma lyrics

It's a doll completely made of socks It's a cover for a tissue box It's a clothespin duck and a funfur cat And a crazy yarn and beercan hat Earth to grandma What the hell is that? It a painted rock with google eyes It's a matchstick cross where jesus died It's a plaque that says It's toothpicks, felt, and styofoam Earth to grandma What the hell is that?